Wife to Hubby: “I can ONLY bring how many pairs of jeans?”
Wife to Hubby: “What do you mean my faux-fur coat doesn't fit in the saddlebag?” (okay this one really didn't happen)
Wife to Hubby: "Are you SURE we can only fit 2 pairs of jeans on the bike?”
Wife to Hubby: “I am sorry, but I am not willing to turn my underwear inside out like you”
Wife to Hubby: “No, I don't know where your long underwear is! I am too busy keeping track of everything else you own!”
Wife to Hubby: “I am sorry, I am not sharing my deodorant with you”
Hubby to Wife: “You better bring cough medicine, you aren't not going to cough in my ears the whole trip! I will just disconnect the headsets.”
Wife to Hubby: “I have to bring 1 pair of shorts for wearing AND for sleeping in?”
Wife to Hubby: “Seriously, we can fit like 5 more pairs of pants in there, right?”
Wife to Hubby: “How come you can bring a tree's worth of maps and books, but I can only have 2 pairs of jeans?”
Wife to wife's mom: "What do you mean there are no bathrooms where we are going?"
Wife to Hubby: "Can we upload the MP3 player with all 70's and 80's music??!"
